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Not Funny and Time Slips Away

Not Funny and Time Slips Away

 

If you’re not aware, I’m older than I was when last we spoke. Maybe you’re one of the friends who sent me birthday wishes. I can’t believe how many friends I have and I appreciate them remembering me…I also can’t believe how many friends I don’t know who the hell they are or remember how I know them.

Birthdays are not a big deal for me, especially as I get older. When you’re a kid you look forward to them. You even add the half year to your age. Remember being ten and a half? Yeah, nobody’s ever been fifty-five and a half.

I’m at the point now that I stay the same age until that stupid clock strikes midnight on August 4 and my wife tells me happy birthday…Don’t remind me.

Normally I would have a show on or right around my birthday. It takes my mind off getting older and I really enjoy performing…Used to anyway. It’s been a long time.

I did a few minutes hosting the graduation show for my latest class…the one I’m calling the Covid-class.

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Enough Already (Part 2)

Enough Already (Part 2)

 

Yeah, I know, I said I wasn’t going to do anything else political. It’s just the fact this moron supplies so much comedy material.

It’s not just him…it’s his cult. They just don’t see what’s obvious. It’s the weirdest thing I’ve ever experienced…Usually a cult is recruited and brain washed. People looking for a better direction in life give their minds and souls to a sociopath selling them salvation.

Outside of human shit like Joel Osteen, Jimmy Swaggart, Jim Baker and the like, I’ve never seen people taken advantage by an idiot on television the way it’s happened the last four years.

When last we left, countries led by an actual leader were getting the virus under control while it was surging here in the United States.

A week later, countries with leaders are opening up carefully and safely while things are out of control here.

What’s the difference? Say it with me,

“Donald Trump.”

I know his cult will never believe that “Dear Leader” can make any mistakes.

The weird thing is, all you have to do is pay attention to him and you can see he’s a complete imbecile. It’s easy to do. If that doesn’t work, check his track record…lifelong failures. The son of a bitch bankrupted four casinos…where the house wins…that’s a special kind of stupid.

An old friend of mine posted how the virus was created by the Democrats in conjunction with China, just to take down the Village Idiot.

This is what they believe.

This is where we are right now,

“Enough already.”

Anyway, the latest is, Trump is trying to discredit Dr. Fauci, a man of science, because he’s not saying the virus is getting better.

So…where do we get our information on whether or not we should wear masks?

That was answered in North Carolina when a fat piece of trailer trash told people wearing masks that they were

“Democrat Mother F…ers”

“Black Lives Matter Mother F…ers.”

Do you see where we are now? The racist and simple minded feel empowered because one of their own is in the White House. Those of us with the ability to understand what we are seeing and reading are now the “Elites.”

You know, people who no better are now looked down on because we’re not dumb enough to believe in conspiracy theories.

This is where we are now.

If you’re asking yourselves where we get the answers about what we can do to control this nasty virus and get back to normal, like countries with leaders, what can we do?

No worries, Trump has it figured out. You might remember him from the Alabama Hurricane.

Since he doesn’t like the actual facts given to us by Dr. Fauci, The Village Idiot has turned to another source.

Apparently, Chuck Woolery tweeted that this is all nothing but a manufactured hoax and the man who is supposedly president, agrees with him. I don’t know if it’s just game show hosts sticking together or if Trump is really this stupid…Ok, you know the answer,

“Trump is really this stupid.”

So, we have nothing to worry about. Chuck Woolery has the answers to the virus.

This is where we are right now.

Enough already.

Enough Already (Part 2)

 

Yeah, I know, I said I wasn’t going to do anything else political. It’s just the fact this moron supplies so much comedy material.

It’s not just him…it’s his cult. They just don’t see what’s obvious. It’s the weirdest thing I’ve ever experienced…Usually a cult is recruited and brain washed. People looking for a better direction in life give their minds and souls to a sociopath selling them salvation.

Outside of human shit like Joel Osteen, Jimmy Swaggart, Jim Baker and the like, I’ve never seen people taken advantage by an idiot on television the way it’s happened the last four years.

When last we left, countries led by an actual leader were getting the virus under control while it was surging here in the United States.

A week later, countries with leaders are opening up carefully and safely while things are out of control here.

What’s the difference? Say it with me,

“Donald Trump.”

I know his cult will never believe that “Dear Leader” can make any mistakes.

The weird thing is, all you have to do is pay attention to him and you can see he’s a complete imbecile. It’s easy to do. If that doesn’t work, check his track record…lifelong failures. The son of a bitch bankrupted four casinos…where the house wins…that’s a special kind of stupid.

An old friend of mine posted how the virus was created by the Democrats in conjunction with China, just to take down the Village Idiot.

This is what they believe.

This is where we are right now,

“Enough already.”

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Enough Already

Enough Already

 

goon

  1. A silly, foolish, or eccentric person
  2. A bully or thug, especially one hired to terrorize or do away with the opposition.

Sound like anyone you know? For those of us not part of the cult, we have witnessed this on a daily basis for the last three and a half years. Normally, I don’t go political here, but enough already.

While all other countries have been able to drop the curve of this virus, we are seeing record numbers of new cases every day. What could possibly be the difference? C’mon, you know the answer,

“Donald Trump.”

Don’t say,

“We have more cases because there’s more testing.”

There’s more testing because more people are being exposed to it. There would be less cases if people would wear masks and take precaution if somebody didn’t tell them it was all a hoax. Who said that you ask? C’mon, you know the answer,

“Donald Trump.”

The current person in the White House…I just can’t bring myself to call him president, is supposed to work for the people he represents. This would be news to Trump. He works for one person and one person only, himself.

Trump shows on a daily basis how he feels about this pandemic. It’s an inconvenience that keeps him from doing his rallies. The ones in front of his base. Trailer Trash he would never want anywhere near Mara Largo.

He even seems to have moved beyond the pandemic and is now working hard to stir up racial division.

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There’s No Spitting in Baseball!

 

In these strange days we are living through, a major holiday is upon us. The 4th of July, when we celebrate our independence and freedom…I don’t know how much you are feeling either of other cities do have major league teams.

With baseball shut down, the Pirates are currently at 500, 0-0. It would be their first non-losing season for a few years…and there haven’t been many in the last 25.

The Pirates opening day payroll this year was less than a large family take out order at McDonalds during the pandemic…thanks to tight fisted owner Bob (Ka-Ching) Nutting. Any money that could go toward the team is much better served in his pockets.

Anyway, even though baseball won’t be played on the holiday this year, they are trying to come back. Teams are headed for spring training…in their home parks and promise to be back in a few weeks.

You’re guess is as good as mine if this will actually happen, but we have hope.

There will be rule changes because of the virus. The most interesting is…

“There will be no spitting in Baseball.”

“Spitting…you’re spitting…There’s no spitting in Baseball.”

Yes, I borrowed that from “A League of Their Own.” It’s just ridiculous. Spitting and baseball go together like…well, baseball and the 4th of July.

So, you can’t spit…no tobacco, no sunflower seeds…OK, what happens if you hack up a loogie? I guess you have to call a timeout and run out to the parking lot. Yeah, like the games not long enough.

When I was a kid we watched our favorite players and learned all of the idiosyncrasies. Spitting was on the top of the list.

Before we knew how to hold a bat the right way, we learned how to spit like a major leaguer.

After that, you learned how to fix and adjust things…which we really didn’t have much of as kids, but we fixed them anyway.

I always liked mine even. I don’t know if some guys feel like they get a better pull if one hangs lower, but it’s nothing we ever discuss. Everyone has their own way of hitting.

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