By Comedian John Knight
Spent the night before Halloween at the haunted Larimer Mansion. Everyone was picking up Orbs in the basement. I didn’t see any, maybe because they were around me. When we went back upstairs the owner asked if any of us had encountered the dark figure in the basement. I hadn’t noticed it at the time, but saw this on the video.
I didn’t see it at the time. All I noticed was my video went blurry. You tell me what you see. There is more to come. We captured a lot that night. Happy Halloween.
We Ain’t Afraid Of No Ghosts.
Halloween is coming, I can tell by the fact the Christmas displays are popping up in all of the stores. Anyway, I’m looking to go out on the annual Ghost Hunt. If you follow me, you know that I’ve done this the last three years around this time and really enjoy it.
We have the opportunity to go out with one of the big group hunts, but those can be annoying. Too many live people around which keeps the ghosts from showing up. Even ghosts find most people to be aggravating, so it’s not just me.
What I’m looking for is to tag along with a group to do a more personal investigation, with less people. I did this a few years ago with Pittsburgh based “Point Paranormal” and we had a lot of activity. Last year I went out with a large group…and let’s just say I was thinking about adding a few more ghosts to the sight.
Too Soon!
Stopped into the local Market District on Monday and was confronted by a huge Frankenstein sign, pitching Halloween Candy. In case you don’t remember, Monday was August 13. There were still 18 days left in August, another 30 in September and then 30 more in October before Halloween.
The sign said that it was time to stock up on Halloween Candy because it’s right around the corner. When did almost three months become right around the corner? Why are they pressuring me to buy candy that I normally get the day before Halloween?
I think they know, if I buy the candy now, it’s not going to make it to Halloween. One of these hot summer nights…yes, it’s still summer…Anyway, one of these nights I’m going to have a craving for a mini-Snickers or small bag of M&M’s, maybe a Twix…Definitely not a Three Musketeers. I give that crap to the kids.
Young and Stupid
Well, I’m another year older today. Yeah, yeah…happy blah…blah and all that crap. You may notice from my tone that I’m not a big fan of birthdays. I guess there were certain ones, years ago. Like thirteen when I became a teenager. Sixteen, I was old enough to drive. Eighteen, I could vote for the first time. Wow, at the time I could have never imagined the choices would get harder and more insane with each voting cycle.
Twenty-one was a big deal because it was legal to have a drink. Not that I hadn’t had a beer or two before then. It was just that now I could use my actual ID.
That’s it! Twenty-one is the peak. There’s no age after that of any significance. It’s all downhill after that.
I have to admit, like many of you, I was young and stupid. In my youth, I was always wanting to be older so I could drive, vote, drink legally, shave…you never realize what a pain in the ass that will become. That’s probably why half the men in the country now look like the cast of “Duck Dynasty.”
Inflatable Jesus
As Easter is upon us, I was thinking it might be a good time for people to stop arguing. I’m tired of looking at these debates online between people over things like gun control and politics. You’re never going to change the other person’s mind, so why do you try?
This weekend, Christian religions celebrate the death and resurrection of Jesus. Wouldn’t this be a good time to turn the other cheek, the way he did?
I wanted to get the message across. Maybe get people to reflect on what this holiday is truly about. As I drove around my neighborhood looking at the painted bunnies in the yards and plastic eggs dangling from the trees, I wondered what the hell these things had to do with Easter. Then it dawned on me. I realized what I had to do. I drove over to Home Depot. [Read more…]
