Yeah, Here’s Your Resolution!
Wow, 2020…sounds like a great name for a TV show…Yeah, I know…Shut up…You try to write this crap.
So do you have your list of resolutions to break in the New Year? Seriously, how many have you ever kept? So why do you keep doing it? Maybe the problem is, you’re making the wrong resolutions.
First, don’t make resolutions that are impossible to keep. I remember one year I decided I would be more tolerable of others. Yeah, right…I don’t think I was five minutes out of the house when that one was broken.
It was then I decided most of these morons are deserving of my disdain.
You should also avoid resolutions that will screw you. For example, two years ago I vowed to be more financially responsible in the New Year.
That’s just asking for something to go wrong.
January 2 the furnace broke and the next day the garage door opener died. We weren’t even a week into the year and I was bleeding money. I couldn’t help but think at the time,
“If I had decided to be more financially responsible a year earlier. I would have money set aside for this rainy day.”
Of course, that would have just made things break a year earlier. Do you see how this works?
