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Text Neck?

Text Neck?

 

I was watching the news the other day when they had a story about a new ailment sweeping the nation. It’s something called “Text Neck.” I’m not making that up, you can check. So now, we have another hazard brought on by the overuse of cell phones.

We already have “Driving While Intexticated.” Not making that up either. You can get pulled over for texting while driving. People that believe they can text and drive is why I go through two or three mailboxes a year.

“How could you not see the mailbox?”

“I was looking at my phone.”

This is why they are developing self-driving cars. We have way more important things to do when we’re driving than look at the stupid road.

First of all, when someone is texting they’re saying,

“I have something to tell you or ask you, but I don’t really want to hear your voice.”

It’s insulting when you think about it.

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We Ain’t Afraid of No Ghosts!

We Ain’t Afraid Of No Ghosts.

 

Halloween is coming, I can tell by the fact the Christmas displays are popping up in all of the stores. Anyway, I’m looking to go out on the annual Ghost Hunt. If you follow me, you know that I’ve done this the last three years around this time and really enjoy it.

We have the opportunity to go out with one of the big group hunts, but those can be annoying. Too many live people around which keeps the ghosts from showing up. Even ghosts find most people to be aggravating, so it’s not just me.

What I’m looking for is to tag along with a group to do a more personal investigation, with less people. I did this a few years ago with Pittsburgh based “Point Paranormal” and we had a lot of activity. Last year I went out with a large group…and let’s just say I was thinking about adding a few more ghosts to the sight.

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This Isn’t Right!

 

This Isn’t Right!

 

Not to be racist, but let’s face it. The Japanese are not large people. In fact, the photo shows me wearing an XL sweatshirt I bought in Japan last year. It’s the biggest size I could find. The Japanese also produce some of the most reliable cars on the planet. It’s just that sometimes I think they build their automobiles for people of that size.

Here’s how this started. I was out of town last weekend and my wife called me. I could tell by the way she was speaking, that something was up. What had happened is, she had been pulled over by the Police. It was the first time in her life…If I get pulled over today, it will be the first time this month. Let me remind you, it’s only October 3.

Anyway, she kept going on about how she knew she hadn’t done anything wrong…Get to the point already! Did you get a ticket or not?

It turns out that he pulled her over to inform her that both brake lights were out. Then she asked me,

“Didn’t you notice that?”

‘Since I hadn’t been stalking you recently, I hadn’t been paying attention to the back of your car!”

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Why Don’t You Like Me?

Why Don’t You Like Me?

 

Are you actually reading this? Did you click all the way through? I put the “Nude Beach” sign as my attention getter. Just wanted to see how many of you are actually paying attention. I figure that one may lure you in. Hoping to see naked pictures…Oh, hopefully you weren’t trying to see naked pictures of me.

If you were you’re sick and need help. I don’t even like to see myself naked anymore. I’ve learned to shower in the dark and do it all on sense of touch…I don’t even like touching myself anymore…OK, that sounds worse than I meant it to…

Anyway, I notice when I put up photos, people pay more attention. Videos get some hits, but it’s like you people don’t have two minutes of your life to commit to something. Are we really that busy?

I just noticed a trend. If I write something or post a video, I get a lot less response than a photo. Obviously, we live in a world where we need visual stimulation.

Here’s an example. One night I made a pizza. That’s right ladies, I can cook and never turn on the lights when I’m naked…Sorry, I’m taken…My wife made me put that in.

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