By Comedian John Knight
I’m going to be teaching comedy classes this summer.
Parkway Theater 644 Broadway Avenue
Mckees Rocks, Pa 15136
Will start with 4 classes, Wednesdays July 11, 18, 25 and August 1.
Classes start at 6;30 PM.
Price is $100 for the four classes and graduation show, Friday August 17 at 9PM.
If interested, contact me here,
JohnKnight@whataggravatesme.net
Garage or Garbage?
It’s a big day in the neighborhood here. I guess I could have said it’s a wonderful day in the neighborhood in tribute to Mr. Rogers. But, it’s really not that wonderful. In fact, it’s kind of lame. This is the day of the annual neighborhood “Yard Sale,” when we haul out the junk that we don’t want anymore and try to sell it to each other.
Who was the first person to come up with the concept of a yard or garage sale? One day, as they were taking their trash out to the curb, they stopped and said,
“If I scatter this crap around the yard, I might be able to sell it to the neighbors.”
Seriously, I just can’t bring myself to do it. How can I sell people things I no longer have use for?
“Why are you selling this shirt?”
“It’s ugly and itchy…that’ll be three bucks.”
Can’t Even Spell Bee
It was a week of words. Words that got people into trouble and words that needed to be spelled correctly. It all started when Rosanne Barr put out a racist tweet which she blamed on Ambien. Social media was quick to point out that one of the side effects of Ambien was not racism.
“May cause headaches, dry mouth, vomiting, dizziness and being able to see many fine people amongst the Neo-Nazi’s.”
Let people know how you feel without saying a word. Shirts now available, items for sale at WhatAggravatesMe.net…It’s right there in front of you. Don’t aggravate me!
