When Dinner Attacks

When Dinner Attacks


We’ve all been attacked by dinner in one way or another. Whether it’s the heartburn from eating something too spicy or the run to the bathroom after digesting something undercooked or spoiled.

Yeah, but how many of us have had Thanksgiving dinner show up in a gang and terrorize the neighborhood?

That’s what’s happening in an over 55 Community called Holiday Town in Toms River, New Jersey. Apparently a large group of wild turkeys have shown up and taken over. They’re a menace and they travel in packs. It’s getting so bad that people are afraid to leave their homes.

You can’t tell me this is a coincidence. With all of the people who believe in crazy conspiracy theories, this ones right in front of your face.

There are people who believe the earth is flat and the moon doesn’t exist. This despite the photos taken of the earth which clearly show its round.

Yeah, but weren’t a lot of those pictures taken form the moon? How can you take a picture from a place that doesn’t exist?

Do you see how you can make this work if you’re insane?

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