Guardians at the Pot
Suck on it bitches!…Yeah, I know, I don’t normally say things like this, but these aren’t normal times we are living in. The world is shut down for a virus and people are going insane…Not, that most of them weren’t already, but it’s a jungle out there.
With things changing by the second, we don’t know how bad this is going to get. That’s why we have to take precautions. I don’t think anybody needed a gross of eggs or 900 rolls of toilet paper, but some of you idiots…(Very fine people) did.
There’s not a roll of toilet paper to be found on the shelves and they are now limiting paper towels to one package per customer.
So, you’re going to rough it, and I mean rough it. Wow, using paper towels as a substitute to wipe…that particular region…OK, your ass! That means when all the craziness is over, plumbers will be the richest people in the country…You know, with the money they make from unclogging toilets.
I’m guessing “Baby Lotion” will be a big seller as well as you try to soothe the towel burns.
My wife Chrissie, who I love for many reasons, but especially this, took the initiative and ordered us a shipment on Amazon.
