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Least of My Worries

Least of My Worries

 

First of all, I’m not trying to be morbid here. It’s just that so far, nobody has lived forever, so you have to accept the fact you will die someday.

Now, the question is,

“How do I want be sent off?”

The traditional funeral home and ceremony seems silly to me. I hate wearing a suit and tie to begin with. I’ve spent my life trying my best to avoid going places where I was required to dress that way. Now you’re going to dress me up like that for eternity?

Why do I need to get dressed up for where I’m going? Seems like I should be able to wear something comfortable.

I better not end up like that anyway. I’ve told my wife for years I want to be cremated. Mainly because I’m afraid my brain will be functioning as I lay there in the funeral home. That would be torture…unable to move and thinking,

“This sucks…why can’t I get up? Shut-up you idiot, I don’t look good!”

I also have a plan for the way I want my ashes to be handled.

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Upcoming Show

Upcoming Show

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A Teaching Moment

A Teaching Moment

 

As you read this, I’m between gigs in Wisconsin, Chicago and Indiana. I’ll be hanging with the best friend I ever made in this business, Nick Gaza. He’s the complete opposite of me. A gregarious, outgoing guy who makes friends and people around him laugh easily.

I, on the other hand, am an introvert offstage and people who don’t know me are usually afraid to approach me. I like it that way. On the other hand, psycho’s feel comfortable around me and approach me all the time. I don’t know why that is. I have no explanation.

Anyway, I will be taking the rest of the week off from this post as Nick and I work on what I hope will be a very funny video. Maybe two. If no videos come from our time together it’s probably because we finally got on each other’s nerves.

When I get home, I will be starting the next round of classes I teach. Beginning in October, I will have a second class at Community College of Allegheny County. One of the main things I stress in my Stand-Up classes is not to have an attitude before you have an act. You really should never have an attitude, but some people can’t help themselves.

My reason for writing this is a new person trying to get into the business, is starting by digging himself into a hole.

Apparently, he showed up for his first open mike and didn’t like the way things were handled. He put his name on the list and the list got shuffled and people were moved ahead of him. Here’s the deal. YOU’VE NEVER BEEN ONSTAGE BEFORE!

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Nice Place To Get Away.

I was looking for a nice place to get away from it all. A place where I could relax and not be bothered from a mass of people…I found the perfect place, not far from downtown, located in North Side…Sorry, on the “North Shore” for the more pretentious among us. Anyway, here’s the spot.

It’s a nice quiet place to get things done and has a great view of the city skyline.

There was something that resembled a baseball game when I was attending. Of course that would require an actual major league team with a major league payroll. I was witness to nothing of the sort.

Just keep it quiet. Nobody seems to know about this place. It can be our nice little sanctuary to get away from the crowds.