Super Spreading Santa

Super Spreading Santa


With the Virus reaching new highs every day, we’ve been instructed to stay away from large gatherings during the holidays this year. We’re not supposed to even get together with family this year. That’s why it makes no sense to let a stranger come wandering around our homes.

If he’s not coming this year, I haven’t heard anything. As far as I know, he’s still planning to make his annual trip around the globe. A trip that can end up infecting all of us but, does he care?

By the time Santa reaches the United States, he’ll be a flaming hot ball of corona, infecting everything he touches. Oh, you can say he’s magic and immune from the virus. That doesn’t mean he won’t be able to spread the nasty germs wherever he goes.

Do you really think he’s going to remember to be cautious in each house? I don’t know about kids today but, we were taught Santa would rather be left alcohol opposed to milk and cookies. After 40 or 50 drinks, do you think he’s going to be thinking about wearing a mask? Hell, I doubt he’ll even be wearing pants at this point.

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